They believe he’s going to go all Palpatine and issue Order 66 on all nonwhite Americans.

He speaks like he was bourne yesterday

Jess Weixler is the only one who will benefit from this.

Huckabee is all about deflection and distraction concerning his deepest desires. He achingly wishes that that microphone in his hand was a big black erection.

That’s the look of a woman who’ll disappear in a cloud of smoke once his dick stops spewing gold coins

Be wary of any online profiles that list “Christian Slater” under hobbies, interests, and location

Take a breath. He’s calling you square.

Severe front door issues

Josh is on a boat, dumping all his vintage porn and sex toys into Bull Shoals...

You just made it real

Neutron Kardashian

RIP TORN

Sheev S. Palpatine Esquire & Ted Theodore Vader are......

I dread the release of the TWO KERMIES, ONE SUB video.

It looks like Batman as imagined in The Rick & Mortyverse

From this moment forward Yelawolf should only be referred to as Shady Antebellum.

I’d bet it all that this guy would lose his shit if he found out his wife fucked around and gave the same reasons he did when he confronted her.

Adam Devine was born to play a horny camper.

The dowry would include an entourage of jawas. Win.