I Can’t Believe It’s This Fucker

Butter Trump is still under fire for his comments about how Canola Oils are all a bunch of Rapeseeds.

I found his face in my coffee.

YOUR BUTTER HAS GONE BAD! THROW IT OUT asap

She is of the unreal so it would cancel out the reality and we’d be left watching a blank screen.

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

Can we get Jonathan Pryce to trick Donald Trump into thinking the pope is going to use Trump as his counselor on all decisions?

Yoko, the moon dosen’t have anytime for your weird new age bullshit.

A personal favorite.

Stewart is gone. I’ll give Noah a try. Otherwise:

That is when you know you are with a serial killer rapist who doesn't want to leave DNA evidence. This comment is brought to you by the ID channel and law and order svu.

They really are. And they always remind me of this picture of them, which is just great.

It's weird she's married to Andy Samberg

Zeus bless the internet.

Old enough to not have a doll with a matching dress, because that’s cute until about age 2 at the most. The boy behind her intrigues me most. Is he a zombie?