Walter Palmer had a traumatic childhood...

How did Jay Leno transform into fifteen years into the future Mark Cuban?

That’s that shit Whitney Houston was singing about right there.

It so is. When I first read it I thought it was wrong, but I saw them giving an interview together and they are oddly perfect.

6. Your Kids Won’t Spend The Whole Time Watching TV

This was The Celestine Prophecy of nude requests.

I agree on Baron Praxis... I mean Clancy Brown, but I think you thought I meant Stellan Skarsgard (Who plays Dr Selvig in the MMU.) when I was talking about his son

Matt Smith as Reed Richards, Portia Doubleday as Sue Storm, Rami Malek as Johnny Storm, Jesse Plemons as Ben Grimm, and Alexander Skarsgard as Victor Von Doom.

Republican Candidates getting shade from Faux News is like klansmen finding out they weren’t invited to The Racist Ice Cream Social after they purchased a truckload of Vanilla Superiority

...& some men use women as stress balls

so super adventure club does exist..

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That’s what has always irked me about Marvel. They act like they created all these characters.

Vladimir Putin’s army parachutes into the U.S. in the middle of the night, all the adults are like “you so got us” and surrender, a handful of teens retreat into the woods where they discover Logan’s cabin, he trains them to be unstoppable killing machines.

BONUS: Would you diddle Russ Hanneman’s skittle if he were real?

Only if Trump wins.

Somebody should ask him if he thinks Order 66 benefited the galaxy since it created a ton of jobs

“Hey Trump! Make like a tree and lose the election!"

What are the odds on Tronald Dump putting on a safari outfit and taking pictures posing with a rifle at the border... panicking and shooting an armadillo because he thinks it’s a “sneaky mexican"?

Another Rubio Weakness: Experiences a strange case of Muppet-like vocal fry if he isn’t constantly sipping the bottled tears of poor immigrants.