If Chewbacca fucked a Ninja Turtle

Lump stripped alone in a smoky club...

I hope he is horrific and unstoppable now that he has decided to get up off his giant purple ass

He didn’t shave it. It wandered away since it’s an alcoholic and he quit the drink. It’s currently crawling up Taylor Kitsch’s leg.

EXACTLY

You know Chris O’Donnell’s trying to flex to fill that codpiece.

It only took them 100 tries. The first 99 were in Comic Sans.

That’s what I love about Spider Man. I keep gettin’ older and he stays the same age. alright alright allllright

A real person obsessed with rice and weed

Next up: Ritz Caucasians

By now, even Eskimos have 100 words for “dead parents”

He’ll shack up with Amanda Seyfried and the press will go full on diabetic

on Blake Lively it would look like Big Bird vomiting up a Barbie Doll

peens shall not touch tips upon The Sept Of Baylor.

Frenetic. Outpouring. Under. Reconstruction. Pleasure. Allocated. Surreptitiously. Timed. Meandering. Insights. Drawing. Needlessly. Into. Garish. Hubbub...

I.T.

Suddenly. Want. Pringles.

Ragnar Tornquist

One word: ernestdickerson

Sasha “Almond” Bark & Rumer Carcinoma: Evasive City PD