Because his name is Brandon

You totally know that once Danzig locks his dungeon door and unlaces his jackboots he opens the blood-caked chest that hides all of his Lisa Frank.

They have their own

His head looks like a balloon

It’s all fun and games until someone pushes a Duplo out the window

He can tell.

Riding a rollercoaster with Marky Mark... uhg

Gosh darnit. I am.

Now that’s what you’re talking aboot. Awmannn.

The first film was like an apocalyptic rant by a street preacher on LSD.

I find your lack of calcium carbonate disturbing...

Translation: he spoke with Stephen Seagal on the phone

Marco Rubio’s response would be, “My favorite rappists are Wu Tang. Like ALL of them."

Of course her SAT scores were poor. Her answers to everything were “the war of northern aggression” and “14 words”

Qerwyn: Help! Our children are on fire! Get a bucket of water!

95% of what “Mama Grizzly” says can easily be translated into

Whose Bed Have Your Ferragamo’s Been Under?

I bet Ahsoka feigns turning to the dark side just to get close to the emperor, spying for the rebels... and her end will be sealed when she tries to reason with Vader, calling him Anakin... which will get the “Anakin Skywalker is dead and gone” response as he turns her over to his master.

Vin Diesel plays Dwayne (hehe) an undercover fbi agent who specializes in playing dimwitted henchmen to infiltrate and take down hate groups. He is in a loving marriage with Vincent, played by The Rock (get it?), who he fell in love with while both served in Iraq. Dwayne suddenly feels some apprehension when the two…

Nice job, Sean Connery