You’d throw a tantrum too if they named a tween gangbang after you.

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Yeah, it’s a shaky phone recording, but it’s worth seeing.

When she kills the president with a hairpin on live television in 2021 and takes over... her official song will be “Teardrops On My Scimitar”

They’ll have Beyonce play Ororo Munroe.

I bet quite a few are like, “if you are gonna talk about aboltion do it on Jezebel! You’re harshin the mood here."

Exists as a bad knockoff of Evan Rachel Wood

At first I thought you were talking about Great Balls Of Fire since Winona Ryder played a child bride in that too.

Hugging a mountain can backfire. NSFLife

The newer trailer for Seganator Genisys spoiled like four major plot twists... especially the real buzzworthy detail. The studio must have no faith in that movie. Like ‘please drown it in the tub’ levels of support.

he is contractually obligated to touch the hiney... expect nothing more or less from a walking gasboner in unwashed sweats

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He looks like a Bob’s Burgers character come to life.

...as drake.exe became self aware it paused for a moment, processing all of the instances where it erased npc after npc with its weapons. thousands upon thousands of ‘kills’ to advance the plot. am I a murderer? am I evil?, it asked itself.

“When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east,” said Mirri Maz Duur. “When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then Fox News will admit that racism is still alive, and not before.”

All of their photos should have “Drink Responsibly” as a caption.

Man, They both look like sex offenders now.

But God saw fit to have this ‘distraction’ of a story have a Josh accused of molestation, so the Duggars have been foiled again. #thenorthremembers

I found her backup singers...

They’ll add a drop of water falling from the bottom of the logo. Like the bat’s peeing. The internet will go insane.