That People Tweet has a rather unfortunate, but probably accurate, hashtag

I have a theory that he grew his little mustache to torture his adoring fans w/ fever dreams.

Aw Jake Gyllenhaal rescued some baby sea turtles.

He was playing Pierce Brosnan.

Like, your Bond villain moment got you hep c, buddy

Lex Headroom.

She lived to tell..

NEPOTISM

Wouldn’t it be something if Major found out the truth and was pissy and butthurt with Liv, but still showed up to fight Douchebag... and was wounded so badly he was dying, and asked Liv to bite him?

There’s a monster outside my window. Can I have a glass of vodka?

Zod not being able to stop because he was generically engineered to fight for the future of Krypton was the laziest ah-ha moment in that movie, but I’m sure Snyder (or Goyer, though I prefer to believe all of the turds in that movie were Snyder’s babies) amazed himself as he wrote it & had to take a break cuz his…

Every time the flash goes off she looks more and more synthetic. Like some kind of Hate-The-Jews Barbie.

I’m guessing he met a “living legend” who asked him what he had been in, and kept saying, “what else?” when he listed any scifi. If he had faith in his craft he would’ve answered that Sirs Ian Mckellan and Ben Kingsley play genre roles regularly, and they’re some of the best actors alive... instead of having a…

This fits with Texas wanting to flip back a century. Black people allowed to wear pants? The government taking your child brides away? Gay people emerging from their cocoons in broad daylight? Well, at least you still have consumption! Oh, and illiteracy.

If you paid closer ricktention you’d realize that is really Cara Delevingne playing Piggy playing a Cara Delvingne-ish version of Piggy.

If they had stuck closer to the source material it would still be horrific, but with at least some semblance of progress.

Because people will try to fuck it and push Mortdecai.

Because Beck gets off on people talking about it. Malignant narcissism & whatnot.

He’s only fit to run from the ghost of the hustler he strangled during his freshman year of college.

Let her cry. Let her tears fall down like rain...