Mitt “The Glove” Romney? I thought contraception was illegal in SLC? What a rebel.
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Way back when Justin was still a prepubescent poodle
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We’ll probably find out in a few years is that everything unraveled because Konami marketing replaced Norman Reedus with Casper Van Dien, because Norman’s face is indie and obscure to mainstream consumers.
Ew. Juggalo porn.
The little melody stuck Hit That by The Offspring in my head for some reason, so I just watched the video w/ Hit That playing instead. Oddly, it clicks.
His privilege is doughy
He needs to do an episode about Robert E. Howard.
He looks like the rapiest cenobite
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If you have a friend who has genital warts at the same time you can shoot them if they are holding the screen from scrolling
Clayton Frady sounds like the name of someone who, while torturing an animal, says, “i bet this would be more intense if it was a girl” and David Huckabee sounds like the name of a guy who’d respond, “hell yeah, brother”
Duuuuuck, Andy Cohen! The Power Rangers need to swing a sword at her head...
She blinks with the finesse of an untruthful strobe light
She’s going to deport 99% of America.
Dimension A Santorum would totally blow this Rick from an alternate reality.
It looks like it should come folded around gum
When he swipes right people die
It is this generation’s “like a pink sword returning to its sheath.”
Based on that pic I’d have to say she subsists on the tears of the underprivileged and his head was molded by Rubbermaid.