She blinks with the finesse of an untruthful strobe light

She’s going to deport 99% of America.

Dimension A Santorum would totally blow this Rick from an alternate reality.

It looks like it should come folded around gum

When he swipes right people die

It is this generation’s “like a pink sword returning to its sheath.”

she will show you things. terrible things

Something like Friday The 13th: The Series.

American Horror Story: Recycling Bin

It’s going to turn out that the supposedly human John Connor is merely a construct by Skynet to deal with the terminator John Connor, who is insane and keeps replicating.

feral rapist porcupines w/ headmount lasers...

Based on that pic I’d have to say she subsists on the tears of the underprivileged and his head was molded by Rubbermaid.

His chin is a soft pillow for testicles. Denying it is going to cause his raquetball hair to thin and fall out.

Even Rob Riggle is a little off. All of the voices were fine already. Disappointing.

He should hang up his cape and play croquet with his parents

Dave Navarro, noooo. She’s horrible. I guess he finally answered that truth or dare question posed to him back in the 90s. “Would you like... bang Hitler... if Hitler was like a hot chick? Still all Hitlery... just with like a smokin’ bod and face."

cause in their hearts they know what this is

If someone saw me smile and went “oh oh oh” I’d ask them if they were Canadian or if they needed me to call E.M.S.

I have an image of them smoking Virginia Slims while casually flipping through Sears catalogues from the 70s at a truck stop diner at 4 am

This is why I ask everybody “have you ever seen such a beautiful night?”