I am willing to bet that Fish and her crew surround Penguin next week, Butch rejoins her gang, She says something like, “I’m Fish Effing Mooney!”, Penguin asks her if she’s ever watched The Discovery Channel, she says no in a wary and curious way, Oswald says, “If you did you’d know that Penguins eat Fish. Not the…

His is the kind you find in a second hand store.

He needs to start an Objectivist boyband named IB4U

What happens to immortal people when they’re cancelled?

Recite it three times before a mirror in a darkened room and you’ll see an ad for Fiona Apple’s Box Set.

Bath salts plus Walmart equals Blart

Jet Li will star in the role of cat.

Precious Beer based on the Lager Push by Sapphire.

Close, but no such luck. If she had dropped a racial or anti-gay slur they would’ve hired her before they even called her.

That like belongs in the constitution and stuff.

You forgot to end your message with, “for the likes of pewdiepie, blessed be his fame”

there once was a man from nantucket who whittled a prick from a bucket... his wife got a splinter all caught in her sphincter. he replied, "tha doeshn't haffen if yew thuck it"

Do not be enslaved to constraints of society’s shackles. Speak your own life.

Behold, the dingernail

That Gif makes Eric Stoltz look ethnic.

Haha perfection. Fitting too, since the only way he’ll get into the oval office is with a mineshaft, Jeff Fahey, and a ton of dynamite.

It’s not rape if you use a grappling hook, says rapey grapple enthusiast.

Canuckles.

What are we dying aboot?

If we go by nütrek North Korea is going to have Eric Bana destroy South Korea.