She discovered there are some strict anti-sodomy laws in Narnia.

Meth? Nah. Wrong show.

you should livetweet the universe

This. Forever.

Pence is trying to convey strength, integrity, blah blah blahhh when he pulls those faces, but he always ends up looking like he crapped his pants.

the wii u has a few moments like that too, but the glitched screen summons memories of the NES and having to physically blow dust off of the connections

I so miss cartridge blowing

High five squirrel: https://youtu.be/XEB6P1zdMyY

that gif has become sentient.

I could see them doing that too, but they have to let some black men (other than Gabriel) live for a change. Just once.

I think part of it might be the inevitable Rick-Morgan reunion. It will likely be emotional.

my heart is gunshot

a Canadian made his "announcement" before a captive audience in a suit that didn't fit right, soliciting spam. Maybe Cruz is a naughty masochist, because he seems to be begging for epic attack ads to be heaped upon him.

Avengers kick your ass! Avengers kick your face! Avengers kick your balls into outerrrrr spaaaaace!!!!

"You had me at yolo"

I always had a feeling that Devastator was a big green gangbang. This confirms it.

It's called the I Tried To Halt Society's Progress, But I'm Too Latte.

Zoidberg "What Have I Done?!":

She looks like an extra from Hook

boy has a uti