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like a big katamari of pasty, naked people... fighting crime

She was drunk and brought her kid ...and they CALLED THE POLICE. What a fine, upstanding bunch of orgiers right there.

Also, people are only saying 'white and gold' to protect the dress from Gargamel & the NYPD.

Kim Kardashian is possessed by a dybbuk. This explains everything.

Oreos are meant to taste like cardboard and gnome semen. Not this unholy concoction.

This film will simply exist in a timeline where Ripley didn't defeat Ganondorf.

You should be ashamed. Kanye + Scott Stapp in the same thread is like crossing nuclear douche-streams.

a persistent meditative state.

it will be empty w/ a note that reads,

It will immediately track down & decapitate Brendan Fraser.

Press X to Jason

Thank Benkenzener Gorton. That face he pulls. Like a drunk Deniro impersonator in a diarrhea factory.

Even a homeless pooper has to have a better aftertaste than the scene with the sniffy snake being freed. I think he wants to stab the writers.

How will people know your show's gritty if you don't have your lead look like he's sucking on diaper flavored coughdrops in every other scene?

I was a grown ass man and I had the same impression.

Chester A. Arthur

it was like the incinerator scene in toy story 3 until dakota reached down to pluck them out of certain doom

Spoiler: The young Joker kidnaps baby Dick Grayson and takes a roadtrip after Gordon suggests he seek medical help for his bipolar disorder.

Every time I hear those two words