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like a big katamari of pasty, naked people... fighting crime

She was drunk and brought her kid ...and they CALLED THE POLICE. What a fine, upstanding bunch of orgiers right there.

Also, people are only saying 'white and gold' to protect the dress from Gargamel & the NYPD.

Kim Kardashian is possessed by a dybbuk. This explains everything.

Oreos are meant to taste like cardboard and gnome semen. Not this unholy concoction.

You should be ashamed. Kanye + Scott Stapp in the same thread is like crossing nuclear douche-streams.

Press X to Jason

I was a grown ass man and I had the same impression.

Chester A. Arthur

it was like the incinerator scene in toy story 3 until dakota reached down to pluck them out of certain doom

Every time I hear those two words

that shopbaby is so cool it makes aguilera look fake.

my first thought was the fonz is strong in that baybay

Put Amy Poehler in the host chair, take on Richard Ayoade as a "countries other than America" correspondent, keep the current team... w/ Bee and Jones as the head writers.

Get a rope:

it's called a postfacial coif.

Like Duncan Sheik

it's about eithics in sadism!

All these (rhymes with duck-races) see their blatant bigotry as a political stance.