playing in Mario's head while he lingers outside of Peach's bedroom w/ a bag full of mushrooms...

As do you.

I am mildly amused that Chuck Manson & Flavor Flav have an inspired naming process...

Science is veiny.

Wesen.

Electronics Of The Dark Arts

Your love was like rain, eh?

51. Chris Pine's facesweat.

You so know that Wayne sings Party In The U.S.A. in the shower without even the hint of a smirk. Sadness.

I can't shake the image of him rapping "Get Back" in the delivery room as the baby crowned.

This is personal for him. I reckon there must be some nonconsensual incest somewhere in his ancestry. Leaving those provisions in is totally like asking him to not ever be born.

I hope these words find their way into the future

After reading Geek Love years ago I couldn't stop comparing this season to it... & AHS came up lacking.

the vast white wing conspiracy

Haha. Come to think of it, someone should dub the gulls chanting "mine! mine! mine!" over all of Dornan's dialogue in the movie.

poetic justice would be if he ended up meeting an Erszebet Bathory type on there and was bled out and bottled. The Gilberto V05 jokes would write themselves.

...you balance a box of pear flavored condoms on top of your head & then.......

Her using the words "biscuit line" is clearly code for all the olds who recall The Great Depression. It's near-gibberish to everyone else. The rest of us can be told "I worked at Hardees, eh." and we understand. Her faux-home shucksiness blows goats. I could totally see her spewing something like, "I manned the cheese…

See? I told you Mayor McCheese was a hermaphrodite

Chris Christie, Reverse Cowboy