"Kal, I need you to stare into my eyes and concentrate while we make love. It makes it better for-", were Lois Lane's last words.

that shopbaby is so cool it makes aguilera look fake.

my first thought was the fonz is strong in that baybay

Put Amy Poehler in the host chair, take on Richard Ayoade as a "countries other than America" correspondent, keep the current team... w/ Bee and Jones as the head writers.

Sean Bean in flashbacks, Taron Egerton in flashbacks as Peter, Michael Keaton as Peter in the present, Donald Glover as Miles Morales.

Get a rope:

it's called a postfacial coif.

Like Duncan Sheik

it's about eithics in sadism!

Cobra Commander: "yesssss just as I planned. The nukes are fastened to the little poniessss. No one can stop me! Ahhahahahahaaa!"

All these (rhymes with duck-races) see their blatant bigotry as a political stance.

playing in Mario's head while he lingers outside of Peach's bedroom w/ a bag full of mushrooms...

As do you.

I am mildly amused that Chuck Manson & Flavor Flav have an inspired naming process...

they'll tie it into the DC universe and call it Tales From Darkseid. Every episode will be like Are You Afraid Of The Dark? with Darkseid telling the story while Granny Goodness and the Furies sit around the fire. After each macabre twist ending Darkseid will bellow, "Foolish humans! Meddling with powers their puny…

Science is veiny.

Some lady will be talking to Bullock about a criminal complaint made against her little boy & he'll say,

Wesen.

Electronics Of The Dark Arts

Your love was like rain, eh?