51. Chris Pine's facesweat.

You so know that Wayne sings Party In The U.S.A. in the shower without even the hint of a smirk. Sadness.

I can't shake the image of him rapping "Get Back" in the delivery room as the baby crowned.

Andrew McCarthy

This is personal for him. I reckon there must be some nonconsensual incest somewhere in his ancestry. Leaving those provisions in is totally like asking him to not ever be born.

I almost forgot just how much of a shaft-pimple Uther was on that show.

Plus, Yelchin's Crow make up will totally look like Peter Criss.

We all know where this is going. Anton Yelchin will be cast as Draven, Cara Delevigne as Shelly, the actress that plays Deb on Shameless will be the kid, and shirtless Ryan Reynolds will play the big bad... they'll give him some lame name like Maddros or some shit.

Nah. Peter Stormare. He is every villain. Plus, he is two hole punches from a free broodwich.

They should cast a digitally enhanced Mabius Furlong.

I hope these words find their way into the future

Like parsecs in an hourglass...

After reading Geek Love years ago I couldn't stop comparing this season to it... & AHS came up lacking.

the vast white wing conspiracy

Haha. Come to think of it, someone should dub the gulls chanting "mine! mine! mine!" over all of Dornan's dialogue in the movie.

Bam

he's pushing his dead parents

Speurman will infect you with his ssssspeursss

poetic justice would be if he ended up meeting an Erszebet Bathory type on there and was bled out and bottled. The Gilberto V05 jokes would write themselves.

...you balance a box of pear flavored condoms on top of your head & then.......