Her using the words "biscuit line" is clearly code for all the olds who recall The Great Depression. It's near-gibberish to everyone else. The rest of us can be told "I worked at Hardees, eh." and we understand. Her faux-home shucksiness blows goats. I could totally see her spewing something like, "I manned the cheese…

Beneford Cumberbin

prison brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreak

See? I told you Mayor McCheese was a hermaphrodite

Darker, you say? So Optimus is going to go full Predacon, transform into a windowless van, and troll playgrounds for Gobots to abduct?

Chris Christie, Reverse Cowboy

you KNOW the guy who invented butt bucks purchased advance tickets

since huckabee "left" fox due to a rumor he was running for president... and he didn't want there to appear to be a conflict of interest... (even typing that I laugh) somebody should start 100 rumors that huckabee is going to run for king of earth.

wow, he has a future in television...

most awkward episode of Doug EVER

Speakin of ze boo boo clan, her mom would probably end up sniffing around him confused, because she only dates "pewdophiles" ...ALLEGEDLY.

Was that Doris Kearns Goodwinbraham Lincoln?

The Devin Weston is strong in him.

So hirarious.

Remember when little Mely Gibsons ended Apartheid with a buddy comedy?