He’ll be exhausted from all the work

That's how you lay pipe

No. Nobody else thinks that.

I mean, yeah, I could homeschool. But then I’d have to spend a bunch of time with my kids.

Man, these comments make me miss the Comment Ninja.

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

Would YOU want to stand in front of Ruth Bader Ginsburg if you were Tom Brady?

As a Boston resident who is not a Patriots (or NFL for that matter) fan, let me be the first to say...

There’s always the one dude.

I learned a pretty important lesson about this a few years back when the Nuggets had training camp at my school for two weeks. You have to be very careful about the way athletes are portrayed in the media both good and bad. By far the nicest most courteous professional athlete I’ve ever met was Kenyon Martin of all…

Anyone who makes more money than me isn’t worth their salary.

A horse is a horse of course, of course. Unless the horse is Cueto’s Mr. Dead.

Jaime Moyer tried to participate, but when he finished, all he blew was a cloud of dust.

Players arent as interesting?

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

Her name is Rio and her lab has been banned

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

I can over react at times lol, I played this game for 15 years, hard to see that kind of curb stomping.