He’s the Chris Christie of soccer

Don’t ever change Dallas. Tony will be your guy until he gets scraped of the field for the last time with zero Super Bowls to his name.

Maybe, if he wasn’t old and broken. Moreoever, what has Tony Romo ever actually won?

Except that Denver didn’t try to score on it because they also thought it was just an incomplete pass. I think it was the right call, it was just super weird and awkward all around.

In related news, the Northeast United States also looks like a dong.

He is not better than Messi.

He’s born in Pa but of “Croatian” origin. That makes him sound so much more fancy and less Americrappy.

*accurate point

That’s standard practice at NFL games. Either halftime or some arbitrary minute early in the 3rd quarter. But I mean, since most fans have been tailigating since 9am (and something tells me that is most certainly the case in Buffalo) I’m fine with it.

He had a bad game against Denver, but he’s a beast.

But it proves the point about it being cool that Pakistan actually has Pakistani players. I mean, I realize a lot of these countries don’t play the game, and I’m all for American players playing for other countries to add some prestige, but its cool when you get the real home grown aspect.

The real problem with automated measurements in football is that there is always going to be a lot of human error in where they decide to place the ball in the first place what with forward progress and the ball carrier bouncing on the ground, etc. So it will be a lot of faux-exactness anyway.

Um, no, because he exudes Boston douchery from every pore.

Before that got stitched up I’m fairly certain that looked incredibly gnarly

At first I was like “lottery pick who?” and then I saw he was picked by the SuperSonics.

Does Don King write for any political blogs?

Yeah, as much as I enjoy watching them flail, they’ll always have an inside pipeline to all the best SoCal talent. I think they’ll be ok eventually.

I love the comment about it looking like it was the first day on the job for the concessions people. Do you think? Surprise, there is n0t a large pool of experienced concessions employees who roam the country working at different stadiums for their excellent paychecks.

When Philly haters post things like this do they realize they are actually becoming what they claim to despise?

She gets so many free passes. The best is the Gene Simmons interview. He was having none of it. Not that he’s any great shakes, but it was just funny to hear someone just not be down with Terry Gross at all.