Yall are so mean to LeBron about his hair. I hope you never get male pattern baldness and then get laughed at on subway by a bunch of teenagers while staring longingly at some ridiculous hair treatment ad.

Who doesn’t love Arena football?

I think I figured out the problem with these optical illusions: those of us who are sober see paint and some people are on meth and see glazed legs.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Obviously you’ve never heard a former baseball player talk.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Note to self: You should be so much better at soccer by now.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

@AleBedoya17 call me a coward - I dare you lol - just play better please - I really don’t have time for this today - too busy filming cuckold series for pornhub

Emojis for some, miniature American flags for others!

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

This will also be my face when Finebaum is suspended from his show for a week, and his listeners go on Twitter to complain about his First Amendment rights being violated by big government...

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

It’s like a guy walking in swinging his dick around, only he has a micropenis and hasn’t bathed in a month.

come to mama

Come to me, you sweet luscious booty

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.