Is getting tasered for stolen bowling pins more or less Canadian than crashing into a Tim Horton’s?

Number four, over and over. You know why this is an issue in the US? Because fucking Pete Rose keeps bringing it up. Until he started bitching and moaning, no one really gave it much thought. But he’s a Major League asshole who wants the HOF committee to remember who has the most hits in MLB history and let his…

Icelander here!

He’s such a dirty asshole I wouldn’t even lick him with maple syrup.

(voiceover)
I believe that Bill Simmons is a genius. It’s just that he knows it, and that’s the problem.

Zardes is so frustrating, because he has all of the physical tools and seems to do something world-class about once every 120 minutes. He reminds me of someone playing FIFA who holds the turbo button the entire time.

Air Seinfelds

“Heck. I’ll squeeze into a pair.”

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

Telling people about your fantasy teams and being a Boston fan are two of the worst traits a man can have. Somehow this guy is getting paid $9 mill to do both. Kudos to him for gaming the system.

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

Man, Tim Lincecum looks like shit.

It’s measured in dog inches. Completely legit, just like the dude’s socks.

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

I’ve never truly understood exactly how to use a bidet and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

You are missing out, mate.

Unhappy Nick Foles is skipping Rams OTAs. Can you blame an American for being mad when someone comes in and takes his job? Sad!