He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

“I’m going to file one too as soon as I can find South Bend on a map.”

I was. And I am now wearing your facts and my shame on my face like the end of a bukkake video.

LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE ;_;

*files copyright infringement*

Think of the children!

You know, it’s like that old saying goes: “If you narrowly avoid the death penalty for your hoops program after one of your players kills another one and your coach tries to sully the dead, then you should only tempt fate for five-maybe six-years before do something about your football players raping your students.” I…

Joe Marina is expected to sign a contract to coach Manchester United on Thursday morning

Worth it for the post-convention, pre-election Loria v. Trump lawsuit alone.

Cut Twice: The Tim Tebow Story

Makes U Think

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Yes, though that’s always been its official name, so it’s also the most accurate name as well.

What a bold move. America is the one entity who won’t sue you for using their trademark. It’s a free for all!

Every time you drink an America this summer, I vow to donate to an organization that abuses clydesdale horses.

That last pitch....my God. So absolutely unhittable. And sadly enough I can hear his UCL tearing as he threw it.

There could be a video of Paterno himself abusing kids and staunch PSUers wouldn’t care. Just like Trump can do wrong to his pool of ignorant foolish supporters, neither can Joe Pa to his pool of ridiculous fans.

“What!? Scored with their heel in the box? How do I Google that?”

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?