That and what seems to be $30 million more from the Texans.

I’m surprised it took so long, but it looks like the Dominos have started to fall.

This is Cleveland, Barry.

They’ll cut him at 3:59, this afternoon.

This guy’s going have a hard time in prison. Well, unless he can keep his mouth shut about attending Cornell.

Gawker Media Union wrote a diversity committee into its collective bargaining agreement. It was ratified this week.

“Not young enough” -Jerry Sandusky

So he couldn’t just suck down a bottle of Valium and wash it down with gin. He had to go and fuck up a bunch of people’s morning commute. Well done asshole.

“Rice Balls?
I’ll take 10,000 of them please!”
- Gov. NJ Christopher Christie

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

What are you talking about in terms of innovation with play calling? Chip Kelly had a four-read (two pre-snap, two post-snap) play that he ran at least two-thirds of the time. The “innovation” label came from mouth-breathers who couldn’t fathom that tempo and simple reads were all Kelly wanted to do in a run-heavy…

He should have posted a pic of a box of donuts.

To be fair not having a clue where your shit was made is quintessentially American.

Guess being embraced in a new area is Nassau easy as they thought

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”

I've got to call bullshit on the winning coach. OK, so you let them shoot? Fine. Did you run down the shot clock every time on offense once you were up by, say, 35 points? Because you don't score 108 in a HS girl's basketball game without a shit load of fast-break layups.

I thought he learned to stay out of k-holes.

Don’t think on it too hard. The author clearly doesn’t get South Park (but he REALLY thinks he does), and likens his idiotic take on the show to his idiotic take on libertarians and the similarities of their politics to the politics of Donald Trump.

Ironically, the best way to link such disparate entities with no apparent natural or obvious connection would be... an episode of South Park.