Their fans must be crushed

Most Likely To Have Mouth Eyes

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

“That’s not so bad.”

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

It could have completely Kobefied the Super Bowl. Yet another reason to respect Manning.

Which means I watch A LOT of Thursday Night Football.

“Jeem, now that we have some Thursdays off let’s take that cooking class at Weeums-Sonoma!”

According to Kurt Vonnegut the only thing a semicolon is good for is proving you’ve been to college.

Ratio. Only “proper” use of a semocolan in my mind.

[polite applause]

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Does no one notice that Hernandez has the handwriting of teenaged girl? Seems odd, if not a but suspicious.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

I don’t watch a lot of Greek second division soccer, but hopefully the EU and Turkish governments will be able tell that they’re protesting.

THIS THIS AND THIS. I had an epistemology course we had to take in high school for a semester. So many things in my life keep on going back to stuff I learned there.

I don’t see why we don’t mandate them for everyone: When scientists have a theory it means something b/c of the way scientific knowledge is constructed.…

It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.

Hey, man, that’s just, like ,your theory of a what a theory is, bro.

Has to make you wonder what effect Kinja will have on future civilizations...

I explained what theory means in science, as opposed to its dictionary definition, to someone about year ago. That person stopped speaking to me. So, I highly recommend doing so.