If you dig back further, you’ll find Schlereth tell Thenextking83, “There’s a reason God didn’t call it the Bering Homosexual.”

My usual response is “yeah, just like the theory of gravity”.

“Perfect symmetry” is redundant. It’s like saying “insufferable ESPN personality.”

Odds Von dabs this weekend. . .100%!

Your world frightens and confuses him.

This was about the end of the Superman celebration period...

Odds Von Dabs sounds like some kind of Dutch nobleman

And by "The year", you mean "The year of 2013", right?

If there’s one thing about this Super Bowl to look forward to, it’s that Cam Newton and Von Miller will be on the same field.

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Let’s play “spot the Patriots fan”

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Were you playing poker or blackjack? The card game you seem to be describing is most definitely blackjack.

Happy to. Here is a combination of actions taken by three different Pizza Shop Owners.

It all depends on where you are. If you’re somewhere that can handle the snow sure, it’s fine. Just tip more than average. When I delivered pizzas as a kid I would make a fucking killing during snowstorms.

This is excellent Kinja

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Pop is like a Donald Sutherland I’d have sex with. *clicks Publish*