Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

100% chance that Gronk was making a blowjob reference. NO ONE DOUBTS THIS.

Not even. We Pats fans can be friggin’ obnoxious, but we’ll never refer to ourselves as anything but ‘fans’. Calling yourself a ‘12' is like Rasputin-level insufferable.

Well, New England’s at least got reason to be pompous. Seattle’s won exactly as many titles as Tampa. And fewer than the Rams. Not that their fanbase actually knows that anyway.

I’ve been saying this since the superbowl win. They went from Underdogs with a good defense to insufferable twits in record time.

At least Pats fans by and large don’t have god-awful catchphrases and memes.

The 12th Man crap is the biggest fraud in football history. Douche bags

Pull back on the clutch there. They’ll never reach that level. Did you see that one ad this weekend where the first line is “I haven’t always been a Patriots fan”, to which I loudly yelled “Yeah, no shit!”

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Be honest...which one of you Pats fans cursed Mortensen with the dreaded “I hope you get throat cancer” line after his incorrect Ballghazi reporting?

Listening to a Deadcast is like hiring Gordon Ramsay to build your house.

And if you click on the link to listen you find that it won’t play because of some firefox add on and you have to open it on another browser ...

Sees new posting from Drew... Celebrates inside.

If Katherine Heigl had starred in Monster.

Dear Blair Walsh,

Maybe so, but she fucking sucks at cartwheels.

Especially in the NFL, where contracts are not guaranteed and the average shelf life of a player is 4 years. Maximize your contracts while you can still walk!