Really sucks with a kid involved, but my God, what else can she possibly do at this point. As a guy whose done his share of fucking up, I cannot even comprehend the level of complete dumbfuckery present with Anthony Weiner. Jesus Christ, man.

So #HowThingsWork is the new Gawker. Suck it Thiel!

“if you don’t use Yahoo, you’re an idiot, it’s the best”

Right, the fact that he was wearing other than a Brady Jersey would make me at least consider whether this Bostonian was a somewhat interesting person. Before deciding otherwise, of course.

Most sports bars that know what they’re doing (and are within say, a 10 hour radius of Pittsburgh) will set aside an upstairs room or separate wing of the bar for the invitable several dozen Steeler douches. It makes the most sense for everyone.

Because all the Jets and Giants fans live in Jersey?

I don’t suppose I have any faith in the citizens of Las Vegas, but it would be so cool if they told them to fuck off. Come on Vegas!

I’m guessing he mashed his eye into a vagina, but I’m no doctor.

I just learned his Dad is Maseo on Wikipedia and you could have knocked me over with a feather.

I’m changing my handle to JosephGoerballs immediately

Where will you put all your “tobacco dip” cans now?

I had no idea he was actually allegedly important. I remember the show vaguely, and I always thought it was stupid that he copied his name from the singer from Wham!

That is a horrible joke. That made me laugh.

Ah, yes, the old “opining on a city because of things that happen changing planes in its airport” routine. Are you my Dad?

This advice is sound!

OK, Michigan man. We all think its a great school, now calm down.

The advent of Twitter has made following recruiting way more insufferable than it already was. Every kid with a few scholarship offers has his own ready made platform to announce his weekly change of preferences in his “Top 10 list”. And there are an army of sycophant boosters and fans either padding their egos or…

Not to mention that I’m fairly certain Australians are pretty high up on the list of number of countries who’ve had players actually play in the NFL and college football. Not a ton, but behind Canadians and Samoans there have been a fair number of former Aussie Rules guys who have played over here and continue to do…

Everytime I look at an ACC schedule I feel like I’m reading Gaelic.

To be fair, the Broncos also offered him a shit ton of money, Houston just offered him a little more. I think Denver would rather have Osweiler than that fucking abortion.