Like I always say, it will take the C.

“a legitimately fantastic city...”

“sparsely used” based on your analysis of Peter King’s tweeted photo

Success in which work will invariably be attributed to Hinkie’s “process” whether deserved or not.

I think this is the best thing ever. More naked shoe spiking plz.

Although I don’t think Lochte can expect a whole lot of endorsement deals this time. And I don’t think his Pee Bros are particularly psyched with him at the moment.

They have every right. Don’t act stupid when you travel abroad thinking you have the same rights you do here.

That’s how it works in a lot of countries. That’s why you shouldn’t act like a dumb fuck and have any illusions you have constitutional rights when you travel.

“Occam’s Razor!”

“For such a powerful man, McGregor’s throwing motion is kind of weak.”

I thought it was comical when the links said “pharmaceutical executive” but then I saw it was Shkreli and it was just too much.

I am convinced they were trying to buy coke or find hookers and robbed. Then they freaked out and decided to make up a story to explain why all their shit was missing. I base this on zero facts but I am convinced its true.

I can imagine a lot of scenarios involving drugs and/or prostitutes or other dumb shit like that which might lead one to report a clean and random seeming robbery to explain why you got all your shit taken. I’ve traveled a bit in South America and things like that happen very easily when you find yourself up to no…

Why would Lochte dye his hair to look like Roger Sterling? He works in mysterious ways.

For a hip New Yorkey blogger, you sure have eaten in a lot of shitty restaurants lately. I’ve eaten in my share, but to be able to discern the differences in their interior decor? You need serious help.

Not to be annoying, but is it possible that we can treat a “charge” as opposed to a “conviction” a little more carefully? I know its really cathartic and satisfying to assume that all men are guilty of rape when they are charged with it, but lets at least assume its possible we aren’t all-knowing about something that…

I didn’t take it personally. They all worked there year after year and I was the interloper (also, it was a black neighborhood, they were all black, I am white, etc). As the day went on they became more friendly when they realized I wasn’t really trying to bust their balls unnecessarily. Part of the problem in Philly…

Totally. My main job was to advocate for provisional ballots to be accepted when there was a question about whether someone was registered at that precinct, and to call someone if a voting machine malfunctioned. The Trump people’s job would be, I assume, to cut the wires on the voting machines and throw smokebombs at…

Regarding his need for Election Observers to combat the coming “fraud”, in 2008 I volunteered as a “legal observer” for the Obama campaign. I spent the day at a precinct in North Philly (I am assuming Trump is pointing to liberal bastions Philly and Pittsburgh as the sites the coming “fraud”). Even though I was there…

Am I to extrapolate from this that the Premier League has already started? Jesus on the cross they have a long season.