I’ve been guilty of making light of his problems but at the rate he’s going its going to come to a pretty unfunny end so I’m trying to stop.

Another useful Adequate Man polemic

“Of course, there is so much more to this trade than talent. The Rams are a boring team without a marketable star, and they’re moving to Los Angeles.”

I think a“porno” is like an old school VHS version. It is tangible “porn.” “Porn” is now the virtual, endlessly available overarching construct available online.

Philadelphian here: the likely destination that is “walking distance” from the Wells Fargo center that would charge $10 cover is XFinity Live which is a goddamn vortex of douchebaggery. Its like a drunken mall for Delco bros. He deserves it for going there.

And I thought I was stretching the definition of “literature”

The best thing the show ever did was eliminate the journey of Tyrion to Mereen. That is the biggest waste of words in the history of literature.

That’s some serious Wisconsin inside-baseball.

I know. That might not be the best legal strategy. “My client was merely minding his own business, careening angrily through the world like a goddamn maniac, running into things with his car, when he innocently rear ended the alleged “victim” here...”

Well, let’s all assume he did it anyway based on the nature of the charges like a pitchfork mob.

Meat eaters consider grill cheese the equivalent. Please describe a sandwich that tastes good that uses only disgusting vegetables. You can’t! I like falafel, but that also doesn’t count.

Love it that you guys are doubling down on weirdly promoting your internal chat thing for some reason. That went well for you at the Hogan trial, I heard. But I’m sure we’ll all be using KinjaChat soon and you’ll all be rich.

As a parent of an infant, this post marks the “jump the shark” moment for these fucking Finnish baby boxes. Seriously.

I dare say, that is vaguely unsporting old chap! He might’ve given him a light bruise!

You have disdain for sports. We get the point of today’s experiment by now.

Your break is cut. Just sounded weirdly mysterious.

Right? Its not like anyone is there to see the shameful shit on your ass as you wipe it so there’s no need to keep your cheeks glued to the seat or something.

Gawker Media: Never ever do this switch thing again

A “capitol city”? How mysterious (I’m guessing Olympia, Washington). I agree, I just meant that I don’t think there will be a big Cigar trend (of any duration) because douches who like them can already get Cubans or better ones made in other countries (this is what I meant by the mystique, Cubans are good but not…

RIP Phife! RIP Kate!