I think once the mystique of them being “forbidden” and “Cuban” is gone it won’t really amount to much. I sort of like smoking them from time to time with a friend after a large meal, but if I’m being honest they are fucking gross and end up giving me a 36 hour case of slow burn nausea and the need for a tongue…

I didn’t understand why Illana couldn’t have sex with him though. His dick was too big?

This is great because “Adequate Man” is the stupidest fucking thing Deadspin does. Or whatever sub-Gawker media whateverthefuck writes it.

Even by Twitter standards, its apparent that Swaggy P is only barely literate. Yay America! He really thinks “sell” is spelled “sale.” This is bad even for a dumb jock.

There will be so many holocaust references

The fact that their aryan blonde hair remains intact makes it all the more powerful.

I don’t remember what else we got for Tulo but this guy is the worst.

Well, now that you mention it.....yes.

While I also recoil at calling what I consider to be “cleats” “boots” (because boots are things you go hiking in or stomp through snow in) I agree that all is culturally relative and it really ain’t that serious. But don’t talk to me about “tooks”

I’m sure there’s lots of that too. But there’s also an underlying exasperation that she has to put up with the Democratic process (what? Someone dare challenge her in a Primary???) which is causing to try more pragmatic arguments as well.

I’m not saying Bernie or anyone is “perfect”, I’m just amused at how far she’s already moving from any sort of “Vote for me because I’m inspiring!” type thing and into “Goddammit, just vote for me because you have to and like it!”

Agreed. But its just humorous how much closer she’s coming to just saying, “Cast down your buckets where you are!: Clinton 2016!”

Also amusing is her unintentional affirmation of the fact that she is imperfect and shitty. “Who can wait for perfection, just get in line people!”

While I have no firsthand knowledge, it is not unlikely that they had no idea the other was writing the same article. Years ago I sent a tip to Jezebel and to Gawker separately and within a half an hour two posts went up about the same thing.

Three eggs with bacon every morning? Jesus Nantz, you’re a ticking time bomb.

This entire comment thread is a hilarious example of angry Hillary shills emoting. Just leave her alone! She’s a woman for fucksake! Stop leveling valid and not even particularly incisive criticisms at her!!! GRRRAAAAWWWRRR!

Exactly. I think Karl Pilkington in “An Idiot Abroad” was basically what I was imagining.

The idea of this guy coaching a Middle Eastern country should be a fucking Christopher Best/Ricky Gervais project.

I feel like there are actual cultural differences with how animals respond to people that you aren’t taking into account here. If you’ve ever been to Latin America you know what I mean. The continent is basically full of unspayed, unneutered dogs running around off leash fucking everywhere. They probably respond…

3 farts a week? I find airplanes bring out gas big time, maybe its travelling or airport food, but I have to imagine it would be conservative to say three farts a flight, not a week.