Because why in God’s name should we make it easier for people to stare at their phones while driving?

Because why in God’s name should we make it easier for people to stare at their phones while driving?

Whoever invented this should be criminally prosecuted.

Whoever invented this should be criminally prosecuted.

I also love that nobody cares that he says hospitals and the University itself will close, its really the LSU football that was unacceptable.

No, I am currently 4. Perhaps when I begin my home schooling in the basement with Aunt Jemma I will be educated on matters such as these. To be clear, I don’t really give a shit about South Park, but I’ve found it amusing on occasion. Moreover, the more people argue with me about South Park and their deeply held…

I don’t disagree he uses very “specific words.” And I’m not sure I even disagree with him (on South Park or on Paul). I just don’t think South Park is universally considered to be the comedic equivalent of “Duck Dynasty” as the author seems to be assuming. I know plenty of very smart people who like South Park, so it…

Pretty much. I understand that at this point, but I thought the underlying assumption that obviously everyone reading the article hates south park and thinks everyone who watches it is a moron was a strange way to draw a parallel to Rand Paul. That’s all.

I would like slap the person who coined the termed “subtweeting” in the face.

Yeah. Instead of “reevaluating my internal perspective” I choose to say,
“that article sucked and needed an editor.”

I didn’t mean “put off” like as if I’m in some sort of Victorian huff, I meant more, like, totally confused.

Interesting. But I can think of umpteen examples that auger in the opposite direction from various episodes of the show. I don’t know that I’d call Trey Parker and Matt Stone “libertarians” (which is apparently a thing people think which is why this bizarre article keeps mentioning the show in the context of Ron…

Exactly. Normally I don’t feel so bewildered as I consider myself fairly competent at, you know, reading, but the third paragraph (which I assume was the actual thought he had that gave birth to the article itself) was like the proverbial needle skipping off the record.

Aren’t nihilists “former fans” of everything, and nothing?

That’s fair, but I feel like a critique of South Park needs its own post that at least precedes one which is ostensibly about Rand Paul but is heavily interlaced with some presumption that everyone obviously hates South Park.

Well, you put it better than he did. However, the odd obsession with bashing South Park (and I’m not really that into it, haven’t watched it in years) is confusing. The assumption that everyone hates South Park (which is at least occasionally, pretty brilliant) and will understand why it is LIKE Rand Paul is sort…

The manatees!

I find it cathartic

I am confused by your hatred of South Park and also by its alleged connection to Rand Paul.

What possessed you to include New Order? Just in that most of the other ones are actual recent bands.

In all seriousness (and this is a Bronco fan talking) you can’t jump on him for that if you’ve never played football, and actually if you haven’t played in the NFL. I’m reminded of a baseball coach I had as a kid whose idea of defending a bunt situation was to have the corners charge full speed toward the batter…

Seriously. “What happened was reprehensible. Here, let us remind you why.” I suppose I’m complicit because I clicked on it.