Right, and lots of sports agents have dickbag clients. They’ll still get their percentage when they sign a new deal and like you said, nobody knows who he is anyway. Wonder what else is at play here.

Yeah, they must know they’re really fucked if they did this. Syracuse did it a few years ago but it so happened to be during a year when they were garbage anyway.

He’s got a real nice head of hair though

My guess is if you’re famous and/or presumed to be rich they probably waive some of the stuff they might require of others, but not really sure.

Well, they aren’t exactly going to the Super Bowl next year, so why would Peyton end his career like that? Also a fair question as to why they would want his broken down ass either.

If you use Siri for anything and aren’t vision impaired you are a terrible person.

There are many alcoholics out there who know how to be sneaky about drinking and partying. Johnny seemed to be almost intentionally publicizing it. Either that or millenials are dumber than everyone thought.

It’s definitely his last game, but of course he doesn’t want to say that and make the game even more “all about him”

“loves watching Thursday Night Football?” That is not a thing. One watches Thursday Night Football only if your own team is playing or if you are depressed and lonely.

Get a financial planner and other than just go ahead and stop complaining.

I support selfie-shaming wholeheartedly

And Deion Branch hardly needed his past romantic dalliances aired.

Yes Aaron, quite surprising that the billionaire owner of a successful sports team and lucrative business concern would choose not to align himself with a serial killer with a bloods tattoo on his neck. The world is full of shocks.

I have decided that my life is nothing more than an experiment to see how far I can get professionally without learning what a semicolon is even for. So far so good.

I have several friends here in Philly (they are the kind who are into sabermetrics and being dorks about sports in general) who still maintain that Hinkie is very smart and that he is doing the right thing. I try to explain to them that it doesn’t matter how many topprospects you draft, if you destroy them from the…

Exactly. I usually actually agree with him and then when the call goes the other way I’m like, “well, this is all bullshit isn’t it”

If he wants to secretly party, he is particularly bad at avoiding being filmed doing so. I understand its hard nowadays, but since most of them are intimate clips of him rapping to songs that came out two weeks ago filmed by his buddies, I think he could still mitigate the damage a bit.

Why would anyone want to run away to Florida? The beaches are nice, but runaways can’t afford to live there. As far as I can tell, the rest of the state is a complete shithole.

Yes. The idea that Science should be discounted because it accounts for error and you know.... learning is the best. Bunch of crackpot “theories”, these eggheads don’t have all the answers!

God is a far more ridiculous theory than any other.