If you’re using the vodka in a mixed drink, it doesn’t matter. Buy a jug of Costco American Vodka and be done with it. You won’t be able to tell the difference in a mixed drink.

This was a great read. Thank you for recollection of some great memories. When I backpacked more regularly, we would hike with a stick of Crisco and a baggie of cornmeal. Pan-fried, fresh-caught brown or rainbow trout is the best!

“One recession only, please..”

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

IN A CAVE!

Scraps, you say?

Lighten up, Francis.

what a sour puss...

If I get to pick the other two, let it be Dump and Moscow Mitch! 

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

I am inclined to think that the world is at least a slightly better place today.

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

I don’t understand the uproar. They are obviously “very fine” shapes on both sides.

HE HATE TEAMS

Several people here don’t understand the concept of good ol’ AMERICAN sarcasm. Damn commies.