Especially when we have a kinetic, bladed, zero-collateral damage weapon being launched from drones today.

Did anyone else catch the Unforgiven vibe when Mando agreed to work with Toro? Just like when Munny agreed to work with the Schofield Kid.

So, how much is your car worth?

If Nationals fans were Deadspin employees they would be in the unemployment line.

I bought one and it sucked at cleaning the tub. This works MUCH better - no bending required.

I bought one and it sucked at cleaning the tub. This works MUCH better - no bending required.

Because they sent me the stock certificate and I’m not going out in public bragging about how I spent $150 in 1997 to buy one share. But it’s a cool keepsake so I want to display it for my own pleasure. I work from home so my office isn’t open to the public.

+1 barbecue spit

“I saw an NFL OWNER cheesehead hat during MNF last week. If you own one of these, or if you bought a certificate that says you’re a part-owner of one, please go jump into a vat of molten steel.”

Same for me when my beloved Whalers were taken.

You are correct, sir!

The sigh of relief I was looking for was his announcement he is withdrawing from the campaign and urging his followers to support Elizabeth Warren.

Antonio Freeman is not impressed.

Kudos for the casting director on Clueless for hitting a bullseye.

Internet winner for the day.

+1 I am in a world of shit.

~ZING~

I like that!

How is this guy still allowed to play in the league?

The longer the game went on the more they looked like last year’s team.