And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

“The Clippers?  Why would they be playing against New England?” 

I always think its the Clippers 

It wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of Catholics burned a female leader.

Sounds like Glen Miller was “In the Mood” -- HI-YOOOOOOOO!

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

Meanwhile, Captain Hamberder and Diet Coke is still chugging along.

Land O Lakes Jail? Is that where they're sending Hillary for all those butter emails I keep hearing about?

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

+1 argument about a beloved heirloom

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

It’s a Burfict ending.

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

Trump knows plenty of things:

If you’re using the vodka in a mixed drink, it doesn’t matter. Buy a jug of Costco American Vodka and be done with it. You won’t be able to tell the difference in a mixed drink.

This was a great read. Thank you for recollection of some great memories. When I backpacked more regularly, we would hike with a stick of Crisco and a baggie of cornmeal. Pan-fried, fresh-caught brown or rainbow trout is the best!

“One recession only, please..”

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.