And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

“The Clippers?  Why would they be playing against New England?” 

I always think its the Clippers 

It wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of Catholics burned a female leader.

Sounds like Glen Miller was “In the Mood” -- HI-YOOOOOOOO!

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

Meanwhile, Captain Hamberder and Diet Coke is still chugging along.

Land O Lakes Jail? Is that where they're sending Hillary for all those butter emails I keep hearing about?

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

+1 argument about a beloved heirloom

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

It’s a Burfict ending.

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

Trump knows plenty of things:

Came to say the same thing. And the follow up:

Oh, I see you read Atlas Shrugged. The point of living in our form of government is that the government gets to make some decisions for the benefit of everyone, including basic safety standards, emission standards, etc. If you want unfettered freedom, you can feel free to move to Somalia, I hear the total liberty…

You know your freedom is suppose to end where others starts. That’s the entire definition of freedom. Your freedom to drive stupidass cars is seriously encroaching on your kids freedom to continue breathing later.
Not being a massively selfish idiot... You should try it sometimes.