+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

IN A CAVE!

Scraps, you say?

Lighten up, Francis.

what a sour puss...

If I get to pick the other two, let it be Dump and Moscow Mitch! 

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

I am inclined to think that the world is at least a slightly better place today.

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

HE HATE TEAMS

Several people here don’t understand the concept of good ol’ AMERICAN sarcasm. Damn commies.

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

They’ll vote for him while holding their nose just like Bernie and (most) of his bros did for Hillary.

As a Texas dude, I was shocked at how pretty Pennsylvania was. Even Pittsburgh is nice.

What the Cleveland Steamer isn’t good enough for you?

Who wouldn’t invest in a bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail?

Nah, then the chargers stay blocked. Just take a marker and block out the expiration date on their plates. This works just as well for the guy who parks his Tesla on your lawn to charge from your outlet.

Why do you love a sport where the best possible outcome is a life of brain damage?