“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

They’ll vote for him while holding their nose just like Bernie and (most) of his bros did for Hillary.

As a Texas dude, I was shocked at how pretty Pennsylvania was. Even Pittsburgh is nice.

What the Cleveland Steamer isn’t good enough for you?

Who wouldn’t invest in a bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail?

Nah, then the chargers stay blocked. Just take a marker and block out the expiration date on their plates. This works just as well for the guy who parks his Tesla on your lawn to charge from your outlet.

This is the Lord’s work, bless you. 

And if so, why didn’t you set it on fire and barricade the door?

Why do you love a sport where the best possible outcome is a life of brain damage?

too soon

This is why I limit my caustic comments to former politic figures.

Man, you’re so smart, of course not one person out of all the people experiencing this issue have tried to fix it with simple remedies. Or have tried cleaning it after taking it apart.  They’ve all just sat around and complained without researching the problem.

But haven’t humans enjoyed this shit since the dawn of civilization, basically? And if there’s money to be made, it’s going to be hard to pull people away from it.

At what point is enough enough? I used to be a huge fight fan, and I used to participate in Army Combatives. I once got ktfo and it was the one of the scariest things I’ve ever experienced. Waking up and not knowing where I was or what had happened. It totally changed my mind about the sport of fighting, and I haven’t…

But most of his ability to make defenders miss was based on the fact that he was so blurry and hard to focus on. He wouldn’t have managed half the career yards if he was competing against today’s defenses in 4K Ultra High Definition.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Fuck you, I just choked on my beer 

“You have sown the wind and now you shall reap... the Barry.”

*resists urge to post an Archer “Phrasing!” meme*