I think you mean “the Sharks are pretty, pretty cartilaged”!

- eat the same bland gruel every day

Also very familiar with your wife.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

So to summarize on how to save money fast:

Christ, really. My eyes literally started watering when I clicked her gruel link to see that it was basically Soylent. Life is too short, man, far too short.

This article basically seems like the financial equivalent of a fitness article telling you to “eat less and exercise more.” It seems pretty apparent that the best way to increase your net worth is to spend less and earn more! Meanwhile, while it’s certainly always interesting to see how people can accomplish this,…

You’d have thought Bayer had enough awkward questions about pesticides, without buying in more trouble…

Watch out for solar flares off the Corona.

“If you know you like big, chewy, sweet stouts, you could look for beers with a higher original gravity.”

Come on man. They know who pays their bills. And it ain’t you or me.

You will find in the deleted scenes on the blu-ray that Scott taught him close-up magic while they were building the time machine.

It comes across as a For Me It Was Tuesday until you realize that 2014 Thanos literally has never seen her.

“Non-fan” here. A good friend had an extra ticket and invited me to go along.

“Refusing to pay ransoms or to make other concessions to terrorists is, clearly, the surest way to break the cycle, because if kidnappers consistently fail to get what they want, they will have a strong incentive to stop taking hostages in the first place. There is empirical evidence to support this.”

Kavanaugh seemed to not like it, like the opposite feeling he has for beer. So I'm not sure it passes on party lines. 

SCOTUS will be fine with Gerrymandering until it starts to benefit Dems if/when they take back states. Magically, suddenly, SCOTUS will “refine” their guidance to make it less partisan. If Repubs take back a lot of states, expect further guidance from SCOTUS that is more forgiving of gerrymandering.  The current…

The GOP, to it’s core, is a cancer on our democracy. These archaic, frightened, unethical and morally corrupt assholes should have been left behind in the 20th century.

Oh, I’m sure it is! If there were a transcript, I’d click the shit out of it too. I’d read it on the shitter! I just haven’t figured out a way to work podcasts into any part of my life and I feel fulfilled anyway. 

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.