I know this is a football post, but...

Sounds like a Trump rally.

+1 B1G

I think it would be far more interesting if the losing coach had to go on a diet. Bielema would be the most motivated coach ever.

+1 Short bus

Cut him some slack, he went to UConn.

Nothing warms my heart more than seeing the ‘Niners fail.

+1 White Russian.

I love watching The Amazing Race where EVERY SEASON there is a team that doesn’t know how to drive stick. Seriously folks, the show has been on for, what, 15 years?

How do I know you didn’t cherry-pick Niche as a source? I literally took the first site on the Google search. A cursory search of other rankings seems to prove Niche is an outlier.

US News & World Report, Top Public National Universities:

Or cared.

B1G has academic standards. Keep looking, WVU.

Bottom flight academics. But I suspect a top flight denturist/dental prosthesis school.

I thought perhaps it might have been a combo with the Dutch Oven.

UConn would have been a far better choice. At least they would have been a great addition for hoops.

Boy, I thought he was morbidly obese when he was at Wisconsin...

Ah yes, Ag Econ, the last bastion of low-performing Badger students. I knew more than a few that had ideals for respectable degrees that went down the Ag Econ path.

I am from CT and vacationed in Maine last month. I emailed LePage’s office asking him where the prime locations were for selling heroin and what would be the best strategy for finding eligible women to impregnate. I never received a response.

Ab-so-fuckin’-loutely.