Same here. Maybe throw in a few lightly fried ones and a few sauteed in butter with garlic, too. That would would really hit the spot.

Rock for superman

I just got back from dinner and now I want shrimp.

Cube of flowers?

gently used cat

Twins?

Dear god. I'm glad I have short hair!

well. That certainly sent me into the rabbit hole of cyst-removal vids on Youtube.

Anyone else worried about what might be in the middle of that cube of flowers? #triffids

I had a bartholin’s cyst on my labia. (Look it up; I’ll wait here. Sorry.) I went to the ER and the FEMALE ARNP took one look at it and said, I quote, “Oh my god, that is the worst thing I’ve ever seen! I think I’m going to pass out” and called a nurse in to look. It hurt like a mother and I had to have it excised and…

My tia from *Central American country* always warned me that letting my dog live in the house with me would result in the dog hair blocking my uterus and render me infertile.

This! I knew a girl who had an iud and was having pain. She went to her doctor and the Dr pulled out a clump of hair... With no explanation. Needless to say my friend was horrified. I cheered her up by suggesting she had absorbed a twin when she was a baby and that was all that was left. She also was not the type to…

True story: I accidentally pulled out my first IUD when one slightly-drunk night, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed one of my long brown head hairs coming out of my vag. I pulled, and after a second of excruciating pain and a sudden terrible realization, I was holding my IUD by a clump of hair wrapped around its…

Obviously fake. If it was real cat hair, her body would have shut it down before it became a hairball.

Wait. JLaw was supposed to be a 40 year old in that movie? WTF.

Actually she mentioned being only 1/4 and was based on a real life person. Anyone that knows White people knows that we absofuckinglutely love mentioning and focusing on any non-American heritage we can possible find.

No worse then Emma Stone playing a native Hawaiian zoologist... Also this just occured to me what is with Bradley Cooper movies and strange leading actress choices.

It’s funny, because when Anne said “24 year old” actress getting parts, I automatically felt she was referring to JLaw, who just turned 25 a couple of weeks ago.

Yep. Could be why she was given up for adoption. Can’t have no half black baby running around. All kinds of problems.