Which is ironic. I worked as a behavioral therapist for children with autism for years, and later worked for Johns Hopkins on a CDC-funded epidemiological study of autism, and if you have one child with autism, the odds significantly increase that future children will also fall on the spectrum. It’s especially high if…

And what happens when this future baby #11 has autism or some other “imperfection”?

OK, I checked. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel comes out on Blu-ray July 14

Below is the ad I saw next to the headline “Hugh Hefner Watched Porn & Masturbated While I ‘Fake F***ed’ Girls”

The “victim” is either mentally ill or on some interesting drugs that are causing hallucinations. People in the walls?

I love you for the Salem trials “Goody Osborn” reference

We can’t just keep butting into everyone else’s affairs like that. It’s working with Russia, but only because everyone, including Russia, knows what they’re doing is wrong. We have the rest of the world on our side with them. It’s different with the Dominican Republic. What they’re doing might be morally…

I live in Texas aka the largest space of land in which Good Ol’ Boys like to live, and confederate flags are actually pretty rare in the civilized parts. Don't ask me about the boonies, I live in a rural suburb of Austin so I don't think my boonies count.

This is why you’re my favorite.

I’m a sucker. Ungrayed!

Anoka Co really is some shameful shit. Funny thing is those wannabe rednecks think of it as being rebellious against us crazy progressive Minneapolitans. I mean, not enough to move to say IA or WI ‘cause it is so much nicer here, but they do like to bitch and moan.

Oooh, I like that. How about "a shriek" of teenage girls for the really obnoxious ones? And teenage boys are "a slouch." :)

But I WANT IT NOW!!!! :)

In Britain we call them a Discharge of Teens.

I believe the proper name for a group of teenage girls is a gossip.

all of these people are satanists

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

I don’t ever want to work at DQ now :/

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…