deepestdarkest
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deepestdarkest

Black people have all the illegal guns. Can’t argue with facts.

what? It looks NOTHING like a proper batman costume. TOTALLY INACCURATE!

I don’t think I’ve seen a famous person have so much fun with his fame, in such a genuine and likable way, ever. It must be the age-to-fame ratio. See also: Taraji P Henson, Viola Davis, George Clooney and Idris Elba.

Great to have more birth control options for men.

Needles in my spermatic cord? Oh, hell no.

‘ Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation.’

Yeah I’m not always the biggest T Swift fan but she seems completely right here. If Apple wants to lure people in with a free trial, which is a totally standard marketing move, it’s on them to pay for it as part of their promotion costs. A hotel offering a free night’s stay to new visitors wouldn’t be able to forgo

Fucking Apple going all Amanda Fucking Palmer on this shit.

I respect her all the more for doing this, and I don’t think she is just looking to cash in. It is a terrible policy not to pay people for their work.

Because: “this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.” So that you know.

I completely forgot his first role was on Baywatch 15 years ago. And now I feel like a dirty old lady despite currently being younger than he is.

That man is lethally handsome.

Goodgod. Aside from babies, I just don’t think there is anything more beautiful than a beautiful man.

I think it's because of Mark. An innocuous phrase from Mark might mean something really cute, or fucking disturbing. We take a gamble every time.

As if we needed more reason to swoon over Khal Drogo/Jason Momoa