Demi Adejuyigbe tweeted:

Isn’t Jim Caviezel the dude who refused to do love scenes with prostitution-whores like Madonna because he was Catholic? I think so. Um...next!

It was. I just remember kids nudging my panties with their sneakers and me wanting to sink into the ground and die.

The weekend before the first day of second grade, I played “house” with my cousins. Forgot that I’d packed my backpack “suitcase” with clothes grabbed from my hamper. Cut to me going up the stairwell while dirty sock, skid mark drawers, another dirty sock...fell out of my backpack. Nobody seemed to know where it had…

Rand Paul says,“WORK LONGER!”

She should have trusted her “guy feeling”....

Took a vow to not buy or read another glossy magazine in 2015. Not even Martha Stewart Living or some shit. Best. Decision. Ever. I’m happier now than ever. That form of commercial media exists just to make you feel crappy enough about yourself to buy something. Donzo.

“Why would seeing a bad picture of me make people feel good?” Crawford asked Lena Dunham.

Yep. You could read Macbeth, no problem. Once you got used to Elizabethan English, it isn’t a slog. Get an annotated one and have at it. Lady Macbeth is a bad bitch and I love her! Beastmode with her manipulation!

Knew it when I wrote it! Dangit.

HELL YASSSSSS!

“The Salinger who emerges from this book is a close psychological relative of his most famous creation, the teenager Holden Caulfield.”

Miley ALREADY claiming she was “edited”! Girl, pleassssseeeee! You pulled the exact same shit that Taylor pulled, but worse. Talking about Nicki shouldn’t have tweeted with “anger”. Saddown. And sit the fuck down with them dreads, too. — “angry” black woman.

Dying at how Justin doesn’t even look remotely comfortable looking trying to pull off River Phoenix right there! LMAO!! For real. Guffawing! I’m thinking that part of his Redemption 2015 makeover is dropping the hippity-hoppity “i hang out with the blacks” look and pouring him into classic whiteboy ensembles that…

He wants little white girls back. Dunzo with the street gear and drop crotch pants, playing up the insouciant, androgynous “edgy but harmless, save me” look.

Yep. There is no way Karli Kloss would have worn flats if that shit hadn’t been planned. Who, besides boy bands and girl groups, squad up on the red carpet? Even movie casts wait until the end to bunch up together to take pix, right? This is SO high school and I LOVE IT! Your move, Katy.

Me, too.

Right with ya.

ALLADIS!!!!!!

Of course he would marry someone who works with children.