TayTayTruther
deepestdarkest
Sep 5 2015
7

Isn’t Jim Caviezel the dude who refused to do love scenes with prostitution-whores like Madonna because he was Catholic? I think so. Um...next!

Sep 4 2015
10

It was. I just remember kids nudging my panties with their sneakers and me wanting to sink into the ground and die.

Sep 4 2015
25

The weekend before the first day of second grade, I played “house” with my cousins. Forgot that I’d packed my backpack “suitcase” with clothes grabbed from my hamper. Cut to me going up the stairwell while dirty sock, skid mark drawers, another dirty sock...fell out of my backpack. Nobody seemed to know where it had Read more

Sep 2 2015
43

Took a vow to not buy or read another glossy magazine in 2015. Not even Martha Stewart Living or some shit. Best. Decision. Ever. I’m happier now than ever. That form of commercial media exists just to make you feel crappy enough about yourself to buy something. Donzo.

Sep 2 2015
1

Yep. You could read Macbeth, no problem. Once you got used to Elizabethan English, it isn’t a slog. Get an annotated one and have at it. Lady Macbeth is a bad bitch and I love her! Beastmode with her manipulation!

Aug 31 2015
18

“The Salinger who emerges from this book is a close psychological relative of his most famous creation, the teenager Holden Caulfield.” Read more

Aug 30 2015
23

Miley ALREADY claiming she was “edited”! Girl, pleassssseeeee! You pulled the exact same shit that Taylor pulled, but worse. Talking about Nicki shouldn’t have tweeted with “anger”. Saddown. And sit the fuck down with them dreads, too. — “angry” black woman.

Aug 30 2015
1

Dying at how Justin doesn’t even look remotely comfortable looking trying to pull off River Phoenix right there! LMAO!! For real. Guffawing! I’m thinking that part of his Redemption 2015 makeover is dropping the hippity-hoppity “i hang out with the blacks” look and pouring him into classic whiteboy ensembles that Read more

Aug 30 2015
8

He wants little white girls back. Dunzo with the street gear and drop crotch pants, playing up the insouciant, androgynous “edgy but harmless, save me” look.

Aug 30 2015
17

Yep. There is no way Karli Kloss would have worn flats if that shit hadn’t been planned. Who, besides boy bands and girl groups, squad up on the red carpet? Even movie casts wait until the end to bunch up together to take pix, right? This is SO high school and I LOVE IT! Your move, Katy.