You said it so that I didn’t have to....

Kristen with a french accent? This, I gotta see.

I still haven’t sussed out his dating m.o., other than he likes strong ass women and is thoroughly willing to commit. Alannis Morrisette ended their engagement. ScarJo left him after a few years of marriage and (hopefully) the third time’s the charm with Miss Thang. I like him so hard that I wish him well with her…

Kate Hudson’s the spawn of Goldie Hawn and Bill Hudson, but her stepdad is Kurt Russell.

And he didn’t actually talk to or meet one woman on this expensive ass site.

Just imagine if Peggy Lipton had gone for creepyassed, hit on his own daughter at a funeral, Ryan O’Neal instead of Quincy Jones....

I won’t too much into the tacit agreement that Minneapolis Police have with the shady denizens of downtown this summer (watch the show, The Wire regarding “safety zones”), but the yellow shirted youth patrol have let on that the police are straight up LETTING them walk around with open bottles and causing a ruckus as…

And when it’s a minor, the “Lingerie Football League” puts in an offer through TMZ for when the girl “turns 18”. It is simply a “you know you’re a slut, slut” offer. That’s all it is. A legitimate way to slutshame ANY woman. “You’re fit for porn.” That’s all it is. Ugh.

Okay...sure. Scads of blueshirt/khaki combos are getting jacked at Newsroom and The Local.

1. I know he didn’t file because the police said he didn’t file. http://www.startribune.com/supernatural-s…

Y’all, Misha Collins’ ‘nem account of what happened Friday was super sketch. They didn’t even file a police report. They were staying on Nicollet mall, which is heavily policed. Sketchy teens don’t even do “apple picking” to take phones over there. Kind of reminds me of when Zac Efron was “attacked on skid row when…

I’ve worshiped at John Piper’s church. He is all about liberation theology and shit and that appealed to me. Then he made a joke about homosexuals while briefly feigning a mincing walk and gay accent. Got up and left and never went back. Fuck John Piper.

If you have to think hard about slang, not only do you not understand it, but it’s probably not for you.

I will say that the British way of saying aluminum is cute, but I couldn’t get away with saying it that way. http://howjsay.com/index.php?word…

Black people include men. Losers include men. Bleachers include men. Vybz Kartel and Sammy Sosa, among the most notorious. I didn’t allude to gender, but I think you are suggesting that it isn’t the women with psychological issues that are doing the photoshopping, but men without them who want to disparage fat women.…

Fuck all those warped losers....

·Hard chargers! Yut!!!!!

That happened with me and Natasha Bedingfield with her pronunciation of the word “hyperbole” in the song “These Words”. I was like, Nope. Done. Bye.

Woot woot! We just had 9th grade orientation on a blazing hot football field. Some of them are so little this year. Squee!

Can I just say how much I love Courtney Barnett? This album is the absolute shiznit. Her wordplay is sick and her delivery is sublime. Avant Gardener was my song of last spring. You have to love her intonations to like her live, but since I do, it was awesome.