Right?!!

Celebrities talking about Uber is the new celebrities kvetching about airlines.

Here for it. So I will be there for it. #targetmarket #dontcurr

And watch folks eat that shit up.

Exactamundo!

Although he claimed she only blocked him to make him look like a stalker. I guess she logged into his accounts and pretended to send herself all those creepy assed missives from him, too. He is trying so hard to scrape together a semblance of “control” and mastery of this situation, that he doesn’t realize that there…

Yep. This dude...And you just know that she wasn’t his only target. Hopefully, others will tell on his creepy ass.

Dudes like this unnerve the hell out of me. It’s like a wall of “trying” that gets increasingly mean and frantic. They are like the velociraptors in the first Jurassic Park, just jumping on the electric fence, trying to find a weak spot. And they NEVER admit that they are the creepy, stalker assholes that they are. In…

Remember this, Jezzies. When we need a byword for an unrepentant beater of women, we can pull Emile Hirsh’s name out of our pocket. He’s fresher than Chris Brown. You’re welcome.

“Stay out of my fucking mentions...” is right up there with “@ me so I know you mean me” in the bitchassedness Olympics. Calvin’s going for bronze. Meek Mill still has gold.

Your mileage may vary. It depends on where you are and their relationship to black folk. I’m in the midwest and in my city, they go on red alert when we walk into establishments. And, like other folks have said, some boutique owners are simply being courteous. But I know what’s happening in Macy’s or Anthro or Ann…

Unfortunately, she has probably been comparing herself to her mother her entire life.

Plus, I thought it was Bruno Mars.

DiCaprio is just happy to win something.

It screams “Old hag.” I don’t get it. And I’m old, so I’m not even trying to be age-ist here.

Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi is 29. She’s 29, she’s only 29!!!!! This is Kylie Jenner’s future. I need that “Real Housewives/plumpmeansyouthful” aesthetic to die. Homegirl can sing, but she has the overdone Noah Cyrus/BrookeHogan/fame adjacent style that makes me want to throw something at the computer…

Today, his producers informed him they are starting a new segment: “500 Days of Kristin.”

I HOLLERED!

I wonder if the producers coach them to act delusional about love the way they prod the contestants on The Price is Right and Let’s Make a Deal to go apeshit over the prospect of prizes.

She’s giving me so much J-Lo right there.