I don’t know, but that sounds very much in keeping for someone who voluntarily gave money to Rick Fucking Santorum [ptoo].

Agreed. I had a guy on OKC ask me if I was “shy” I said “No” ...and automatically he starts asking me what I like in bed, I told him I wouldn’t have that convo with him and his response was “I thought you said you weren’t shy”

See, this is why I only have imaginary boyfriends now.

well remember times with dating ads in newspapers?? what happen ?

Thank you. I’m confused. If I tell you my feelings about you, I’d like a fucking response.

because kanye becomes president

Her father is a TV stage manager, not the head of development at 20th Century Fox.

So basically it’s The Island, but with angst instead of explosions?

Tom Brady’s dad v. Jim Harbaugh. Who ya got?

Dude, I STILL Can’t Find My Car!

When your driver arrives in the Bentley instead of the Maybach.

I’m proud of you son

Wow Dad even has jokes

That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.

“Bruh, your keg stand only lasted 10 seconds? You fuckin kidding? Bruh, turn in your croakies.”

When that oil ETF your dad’s friend talked you into goes down 7% the day after you invest.

What the fuck kind of Cobra Kai is that?

Omg that is awful.

I had this happen when I volunteered at my daughter’s school for picture day. I was no-makeup, hair in a bun, baggy sweatshirt, and 33 goddamn years old. A teacher came up to me and said “Whose class are you in, sweetie?”

Girls are vicious as hell.