Yeah well. I cleaned MY WHOLE apt this weekend.

These aren’t the drogues you’re looking for......

She almost made it guys

Amazing. I feel like I just looked behind the curtain.

Eh. Melisandre is right there at Castle Black. I don’t believe Jon Snow is dead until I see his skeleton. But at least now it’s a race to see who gets to him first - Melisandre or the White Walkers.

I grew up in Philly but was fortunate to spend my college years in Boston (attending my father’s alma mater, which I’d once swore I’d never set foot on). I have SUCH a soft spot for the accent and still pepper my own vernacular with “wicked”. When I get fired up, the Boston accent comes up, which my students love.

DadPants is from a town in MA that is considered *maybe* half a step above Dorchester and he thinks Mahky Mahk is a total fuck boy.

Yup. I know so many people are all “That’s all in the past. He’s changed.” Yet they’re totally unforgiving of other celebs.

My dog used to lick the groomer’s hand because he wanted them to stop. He didn’t really give “kisses” or whatever for affection. I got discounts with him from groomers sometimes because he was so friendly, and because when he was clearly upset all he did was whine and lick their hand. So, sometimes it’s not a friendly…

Marky Mark said he turned down Brokeback Mountain because it was “disgusting” or some shit like that.

He was so cute in The Big Hit too. Just adorably dumb, but fuckable. Pity.

Our dogs must descend from the same dick breed. While I read this article it occurred to me that, not only would my dogs take the treat from the person who had been mean to me, they would knock me the fuck out of the way to get it.

Oh my god. Normally I wish my dog was friendlier, but at least she would probably try to bite the junk of any flasher who came near me?

My grandma’s dog does the same referee thing. Anytime the other dogs are playing she just watches, until she thinks things are getting rough, at which point she runs in between the others and growls at whoever was being rowdiest.

Love that Emma Stone. So versatile.

Nope the sidekick is 25% Indian and rumored to be played by Emma Stone.

It will be fine as long as they keep the best scene from the original.

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are doing that schtick already, right?

“the lead cop “will be paired with an Indian sidekick named Sanjit. Instead of hunting down a criminal’s ex-wife, it’s tracking down a lost flash drive…that finds its way to a kids’ classroom.”

My cousin had this little Papillion mix who detested any kind of wrestling or scuffling between people. You could be sitting on the couch and smack the person’s knee next to you—or heck, your own knee—and he’d come running through the house to growl and snap at whoever’s hands until they stopped. He took peacekeeping…