Has to be:

It’s important to me to get other black women to assert how important we are, how much WE, too, need to be protected and/or avenged. So often, I see other sistas talk about how they treat “our men” and how they fear for their sons when we are victimized by the system as well and our daughters could be the next Sandra,…

Holy crap, yesss! Look at the bar below this post: Filed Under: Carly Rae Jepsen

Am I crazy or are both Slate and Gawker in cahoots with Carly Rae Jepsen this year? I keep seeing these posts extolling how great her every new single is, like they discovered her ass or something. “Why I REALLY REALLY REALLY Like You is Perfect.” or “The New Carly Rae Jepsen Song is 60% BETTER Than the Last One!” It…

I think she likes that shit. He knows what’s up and if they didn’t, she’d remind him.

Ooh! One time and completely reversible!

Totally sung that in Mabel’s voice!

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

Yessssss! That was an option for naming my firstborn if it were a boy.

This will happen! Thanks. Squeeee!

Oooh! My sister is going to make a punch, so that could be the flavor profile. I want some nonalcoholic ones, too.

Forget Degrassi: Next Gen. I want to see the cast of the original Degrassi High show! And, while we’re at it, where is Moose from You Can’t Do that On Television? Mattafack, I want a tv channel devoted to 80s weird-ass Canadian shit we used to get on early cable television.

YASSS!

I’m going to host a Wiz viewing party! Trying desperately to think of thematic food and drinks. So far, all I got is “Cheese on Down the Rolls” (cheese rolls, obvs).

Sorry I went on a little rant there, lol.

Glad for like company!

Um...my apologies?

I’m gray across the Gawkerverse. Whatev. They still feature my comments like I’m not, tho! Womp!

I can not wait. If she and Cookie share a scene, Twitter will break.

After Ben’s nanny turned out to be a pap-calling fame chaser, I don’t know if the Stefani nanny is an unwitting beard or will soon be writing a tell-all. So many nannies!