FUUUUUCCcKKKKKKK!

I thought of my ex-husband, more’s the pity...

Nah, he’s pulling a Heigl. When it goes past “honesty” and ventures into “I’m trying to seem self-aware and candid, but my self-effacement is really just ragging on the shit that made me successful, fuck all the other folks involved, including the audience...”

Naw, that trick is going to be babysitting her son while his daddy is vainly trying to book a show at the Apollo. Paula Patton is probably pissed at that punk.

I tell you what: either that writer had it in for Teller from jump or he is the most obliviously dickish new actor on the scene. I couldn’t even credit nervousness for his described behavior, thus somehow excusing him. As she tells it, he was just on a roll of being douchey, cocky, with a name-dropping obsequiousness…

Like Wells Fargo and US Bank ‘nem actually fund the Payday Loan industry, Warner Bros. allows Levin the freedom to get actual news in the most sketchy ways possible without the huge media conglomerate looking messy in the process. But when they feel like certain artists need protecting, I think Levin pulls punches…

I liked them both. Both made me guffaw embarrassingly loud. Only one made me cringe as the actress mounted the romantic lead without putting a condom on him first. O.o Was SO distracted by that ickiness.

Sometimes, as a thought exercise, I just stare a people like that. I look and I look and I reiterate to myself that they think that they are inherently better than me. A better type of human. When they hear that we evolved from Africa, they might even think that it was the whitefolks who actually evolved and everyone…

I’m thinking they’ll be going to emojis next.

You ain’t neva lied!!!!

Now watch his hometown publications get hacked by ThreatKing for such a terrible prank.

I gave my 15 year old students glossy prints and newspapers to read and one said, hand to God, “Papier mache stuff!”

It IS a sign that they should vote for him. These people who say that to you agree with him. They think it’s refreshing that saying all that shit out loud with no reprisals is so very in right now.

At the end of the trailer, they made sure to note that the computerized voice was not Stephen Hawking, but “DEC Talk” or something. Did Hawking corner the market on talking about the universe with a speech synthesizer? Like, could he have actually sued for being impersonated?

Watch Meek Mill drop a tweet exposing Bobby as Jaden’s ghostwriter. Let the rap battle begin!

It’s amazing how many folks responded negatively to that blog post. They are aiming for a 30 percent female staff. Not even “at least” 30 percent, when women are half the population.

Twinsies.

What’s even more troubling is that it seems as if she’s afraid to set off a backlash from other Honest Co. supporters. Like early-adopters of Whole Foods or Crossfit, they seem to be ardent and legion.

Some shit needs high levels of “chemicals”. Antibiotics, sunscreens, my deodorant...

Good analogy. I was like, “Whaaa?!”