Thank you. And they looked adorable at prom.

Yep. Annnndddd...let me NOT doxx myself.

Yeah. She be low-key shading the entire time. I wonder if we had social media in the 80s, who’d have been the main players in Petty-coat Junction?

My daughter’s ex sings the hook on “All Day”. I want to shout from the mountains, “I know that kid!!!” My daughter sighs, “No, Mom.” What’s the etiquette on reflected glory from tenuously related exes?

TayTay needs to keep Katy Perry’s name out of her mouth if she wants to hold on to the image of the immaculate, high-road WASP she’s cultivated. I wonder if her fans recognize her pettiness or give her a pass because of her “classic, red lip” 1 percenter facade?

My mama was really strict about, “Putting that out into the universe,” but all I can think of Ice-T and Coco is that they’ve SO upped the risk for autism if they are using his sperm.

She’s sounded lispy for years. The new stiffness is from the procedures no doubt.

Naw. When she was Bruce, it was just as bad. I’d run from the room with my ears plugged.

Can’t watch I am Cait because of Jenner’s lisp. I have a slight one, too, so that may be part of it. The husky susurration when she talks makes me cringe. Happy for her, though.

Oh, I think it’s very black or white when these things happen. When it’s a white chick, people start blaming the patriarchy instead of the TWENTY year old woman.

Love how he’s singing out loud and self-edits the word “ass” out. Singing Trap Queen in front of your mom can be perilous.

Thank you. He’s okay. There’s life after dismemberment. And there’s life after debt.

Suck her fiction.

Latest missus is younger than his firstborn, so, yeah....

We live in a society that equates solvency to our self-worth. It’s incredibly demoralizing if folks are all, “You have debt? You SUCK.” when everything about our capitalist society encourages the use of money as a panacea. It’s just numbers. Seriously. Understanding your personal relationship with it is key. Knowing…

He’s trying. He’s got to make those connections. I’m not seeing a lot of my friends and family checking for him. I’m staying out of the fray right now because it’s too soon and I’m from Clinton’s home state. I want to see how he organically grows in popularity amongst my peers from Little Rock. So far, it’s…

Smoking was a deal breaker with me. Having emotional issues might have been if they were discoverable immediately. But I have them, so I would I be unloveable? What if you fall in love with someone and you discover that they, indeed, have a glitch? I will say this: the deal breaker that I could think of is “don’t fuck…

As long as it works. Trust and self-knowledge is the key. He knows himself and trusts her, which works. I’m not allowed to paint inside my house. Not a wall, not a stick of furniture. I’m a klutz and we both know it. It’s not a blow to my ego to let him take that over. And he’s cool with me paying all the bills with…

No no. It happened to my husband.

I have a brother that is like on number 5 or something...He is consecutively matrimonial, I’ll give him that.