NOPE! White. I live in Minnesota. Oddly enough, the dude was older, heavily tattooed forearms but had a Justin Bieber haircut! Got out of a car with no pants on and chased me down the street. Fucking scary as hell.

He’s such a tintype plate of “fucking loathsome” that I’m not sure how everyone exposed to his policies hasn’t run screaming in the other direction. So, I’ll just stick with what I’ve presumed thus far: You can judge a populace by their elected representatives. So, Wisconsinites are awful.

He hasn’t had surgery. The child just permed and bleached his hair. If he had a more typical African phenotype (darker skin, fuller lips, wider nose), would ANYone call it a transformation or just a dude playing with style? But since he’s mixed, it’s going to look a bit more transgressive. If Rashida Jones bleached…

Or strangely disappointed. “Why NOT me, if anyone?”

Drake lookin’ like somebody’s daddy right there. I like it.

Standing up in a crooked room is precisely what we have to do.

He seems so calculating that it creeps me out. He reminds me of some finance guy that’s ripping off old ladies.

This is total ad hominem, but I don’t care:

O It’s awesome

If you are still gaming during the “falling in love” part, something is wrong.

I wonder if we’ll eventually have a show where the chick gets to try out every dude to see who is the better lover. Like, every night is a “fantasy suite” night and we just find out at the end who could hit it right. THAT, I’d watch, probably.

She tweeted about being at his house and knowing him personally and he’d never tried anything like that with her.

“What am I gonna do storm out of here? No, because I want [to win this game].”

I wanted to be a ballet dancer when I was 8, so my mom got me a tutu. I wasn’t nearly as graceful or disciplined as I needed to be, no big deal. Until 20 years later when this chick (who I actually adore) laughed at the seemingly preposterous idea of a little black girl as a ballerina. I still have that ornament.

So many sistas are sharing photos of this chick right now! Grown women. Representation is so important.

“You certainly cannot fire a tenured professor from having an opinion or being off-color.” If the opinion is an off-color diatribe about their students’ need to give bjs to keep a man, for example, within the context of, let’s say, a lecture on child development, you most certainly can.

I miss that Robin Thicke.

I just took up surfing. At 42. And, yes, I pepper my conversations with the word “stoked.”

Guess Josh Gondelman was prescient like a muhfucka.